Chairs and their Anthropomorphic Personas Part 3

Your social media lurker who doesn't officially follow you but accidentally hits like on a post from 2013.

The one who isn't a "loser" but finds life a little harder.

Not IQ issues but EQ matters.

The person who is always improving themselves 

by way of most common postmodern means 

of physical or spiritual honing and other self help methods. 

They function but 

you wouldn't depend on them for any real support.

Your friend in law.

 You have had better conversations with strangers 

at an airport lounge than the awkward pleasantry exchanged 

when your mutual friend goes to the loo during lunch.

The person who just leaves the party without saying goodbye, disappears from most modes of communication for a certain time period, and is bipolar in the most affable of ways.

Just be warned.

They are either a spy, 

a recovering addict, 

or simply an extroverted introvert.

The person who repeats their anecdotes the amount of times 

toddlers ask you to reread their favourite book.

Yes Linda, you have told me about the time when...

Yes Linda, you did tell me about your...

Images from Pinterest

Chairs and Their Anthropomorphic Personas - Part 1

I'm a homo sapien so I can't help but have the tendency to anthropomorphize objects.

I do this with clothes, art, and furniture.

Plus I like making scenarios up in my head which I do all the time while waiting for things so I did this while scrolling on Pinter-est.

You may not like these chairs but you know these chairs.

1950's Emerald Velvet Armchair

Via

The high functioning alcoholic.

Retro Vintage 50's Armchair

Via

This chair is like that friend you have a mundane conversation with almost everyday about what you ate and what you dreamed about last night.
This is nourishment in minutiae but non-negotiable.

The Midas Chair

Via

This chair is like that friend you made at work 3 jobs ago but there is less and less you have to talk about every time you meet up once a season and now you repeat the same old anecdotes.
Might be time to just like each others' posts on Facebook and leave it at that.

Upcycled Suitcase as Chair

Via

This chair is that smug, suburban friend you have who always thinks they came up with something new but is so Martha Stewart Living 2006.
She also starts every other sentence with,"You are never going to believe this!"

Fur upholstered director's chair

Via

This chair is like that person who says that they are so chilled out and so relaxed and they are so zen and that yoga has changed their life but they freak out that there is lemon instead of lime in their room temperature,crystal infused, new moon marinated Emoto water.

The Bright Floral Upholstered Louis Something or rather Armchair

Via

This chair reminds me of the person who gets all the initial attention when you walk into a restaurant, club, and past the building site but never gets called for the second date.

Edwardian Chippendale style chair

Via

This chair embodies the curmudgeon.
This chair wouldn't use a mobile phone unless it's an emergency. They hate the internet and thinks it is a conspiracy for Big Brother to track your every move and will ultimately be the downfall for the human race that most likely deserves it anyway.
And they are probably right.

Quaker Farmchair

Not necessarily the best value at dinner parties nor are they your most amusing friend but they are the ones who will bring you soup if you are ill, they are the ones who actually answers the phone, and they always keep your extra set of house keys safe.

Whether you liked it or not, you are getting a part 2 next month!