Why IKEA, despite all its faults, is still in business

I was trawling through the Boxing day sales hoping to nab a bargain either for my skin, wardrobe, or house and came across these.  They weren't even on sale...

It's bespoke! How ugly would you like it?

I actually want to keep the lights off so I can't see this.  

Happy Boxing day everyone - hope you get lucky in the sales!  

P.S. Don't go broke saving money folks...