Madonna, can I have a quick word?

It's actually all my fault...

Serves me right for reading the Daily Mail website 

but it is called daily for a reason.

Madonna, I was going to ignore all your photo opportunities of late like Dominique Strauss Kahn's ex-wife ignored all his sexcapades.

But like a woman who doesn't leave a spouse because of an extracurricular liaison but for leaving a dirty sock a few inches of the laundry hamper, I can't handle it anymore.

No, not your grill but mine.

That's right Madonna, you have managed to get up in my grill.

This is why the Daily Mail cracks me up

I know this is slow news season but seriously?

Hip rotation in degrees? This is like the "science" bit in those L'Oreal commercials.

Believe it or not, this article was not followed by Chicks love chocolate or Men like beer.

To finish the article and for a chuckle, here's the link.