Divorce her from Carrie.
She is someone who would never be your friend in real life ok?
She is thin.
But she still looks like crap.
Madonna!
OMG she is looking so amazeballs.
Oh...There is Madonna over there.
Don't you dare say anything about JPG and Madonna
because they are one of the folks that harks me back to the 90's when an intern giving the president a blow job was a huge deal and we were shook.
Good times.
But if there is no harking back to the haylcon 90's then
the designer and the muse thing got old
after Yves Saint Laurent did it with his muses until the 70's.
Doesn't Karlie Kloss have loads of friends?
Don't trust people like that.
This couple would be considered really alternative in their prom in Kansas but in New York, you are just another rich bitch with her gay financially subsidised friend.
Please tell them this didn't work out for the Beckhams in the 90's either.
Such a self aware - we are so in love - aren't you jealous?
But they are just so damn happy they didn't have to figure out what to eat for dinner.
Past it?
Bitch please.
Your husband, boyfriend, and sister would still leave you for me.
New York is rough because you turn heads anywhere else but you are considered too fat in Manhattan and not one guy looks at you.
Spare me the outrage.
I ain't the New York Times.
Too easy.
How will this be explained in anthropology class in the year 2418?
When you doing yoga moves Level 23 after a month in an ashram.
When the enlightened guru does standing pose.
Another case of mistaken identity.
I thought the girl with wings
was the one below.
I can't tell if this is actually Solange
or an ode to the siblings of celebrities episode in
RuPaul's Drag Race.
Does anyone else think that if Irina Shayk wasn't doing her second beard gig with Bradley Cooper that George Clooney would have snapped her right up?
So boring when you are the 30th lady with a crown and a 30 foot train.
Anna is officially uncool.
How thirsty is she that her daughter become the liberal version of Ivanka?
Don't know who she is but she looks like Pete Burns.
Game of thrones extras wardrobe.
Met Ball for all the others - just another Sunday night for KK.
She really didn't make an effort did she.
Star of the night but don't know her name.
