US Vogue January 2014 Review Part 1

Cate Blanchett's publicity team is orchestrating all 

the right moves for an Oscar win.

Good timing although a February cover would have been better.

The cover is not too smug nor theatrical and 

she has a nice neutral thespian at rest expression.

No prizes for guessing that Kaiser Karl has been flicking through 

his Frida Kahlo coffee table books.

Not sure that the mustache trend will gain any momentum.

Donatella must love this!
(Of course she did - she probably came up with the idea.)

She looks like her younger sister.

Although Versace on Lady Gaga looks so demure.

I know Marc is a diffusion line but still...

This reminds of when Dolly Parton said -

 it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Linda still looks amazing.

She doesn't need the money though I still think she got a terrible deal with the whole paternity lawsuit.

I know she gets a lot of money per month but it is all relative and 

I have completely lost respect for Pinault.

I think this is the supermodel way of being back on the pull.

Do an ad.

Have you heard that Christian Dior is funding a 5 year restoration of the  Marie Antoinette's fake village at Versailles Palace?

Dior have come up with a special collection to commemorate this.

I just love this dress on this actress.

I wish Vogue would do more pretty and wearable dresses like this.

I gotta say nothing really made me look twice here.

I don't know if the Mayr clinic needs to be afraid but apparently this is the new detox vacation.

But its location in Bolivia despite its beauty might not be

 the easy pop over jaunt.

It's not a good sign when a Vogue editorial

 is almost funny is it?

"Razor's edge" is quite suited to this fashion spread.

It looks like she is deranged and 

cut her own hair in an episode of hysteria.

 Also, that pose is just so riduculous.

The crazy person's thinking pose a la Rodin.

She sure is crazy because she is tying a sweater over her coat but pairing it with no matter how much Vogue tries and 

convince us we will not be wearing those sandals even if they are 90% off on Net a Porter.

"Hey doctor, I only took of your white coat because 

I think it looks better on me."

Yep, the Prozac is kicking in!

I still don't like those sandals but I do like that Burberry coat a lot.

Not as trendy as a pink coat but 

a cheerful dose of color in the winter.

Part 2 tomorrow folks.