Chair and Their Anthropomorphic Personas - Part 2

The quietly trim person who says it's their genetics and 
they are just naturally like this.

Linna Chair Via

But you're actually thinking...

Via

Guuuurl ( not necessarily confined to women by the way), 
genetics my ass.

You are chiselled, buffed, waxed, oiled, exfoliated, polished, sculpted, dehydrated then rehydrated, assembled, reconstructed, reconstituted, and tanned to the very last inch of you.

If not, you should check your thyroid.

Please excuse just the one chair but the UK is gripped in the heat of a referendum!!