Shhh...It's Victoria's Secret

Today was the annual Victoria Secret's Fashion Show 2013!

It has now become a marketer's dream and 

the hype around this event is one of

 a funkier and more musical version of Miss Universe.

Miss Angel who forgot to wax the back of her neck, back 

and her ankles.

I am sure most teenage boys would view this differently but 

I couldn't help but mind read the following...

I am going to kill my agent.

 I finally get the Victoria Secret gig  

but instead I look I am dressed with the hand me downs of a 

Rastafarian and a clown.

 I hate this outfit and I don't know if even my underwear hanging out and my pout is going to distract anyone.

But some blogger out there will copy this outfit and 

I will get some extra publicity out of this.

 I haven't eaten in days so have no energy but 

I found my own way to elbow out my competition.

So I starved for two weeks and went to boot camp for one month and then they put this friggin' smiley face on my toned honed abs??