Your social media lurker who doesn't officially follow you but accidentally hits like on a post from 2013.
The one who isn't a "loser" but finds life a little harder.
Not IQ issues but EQ matters.
The person who is always improving themselves
by way of most common postmodern means
of physical or spiritual honing and other self help methods.
They function but
you wouldn't depend on them for any real support.
Your friend in law.
You have had better conversations with strangers
at an airport lounge than the awkward pleasantry exchanged
when your mutual friend goes to the loo during lunch.
The person who just leaves the party without saying goodbye, disappears from most modes of communication for a certain time period, and is bipolar in the most affable of ways.
Just be warned.
They are either a spy,
a recovering addict,
or simply an extroverted introvert.
The person who repeats their anecdotes the amount of times
toddlers ask you to reread their favourite book.
Yes Linda, you have told me about the time when...
Yes Linda, you did tell me about your...
Images from Pinterest
Images from Pinterest
Was kinda hoping you'd have the: 'Bitch, Please' Chaise.
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DeleteThe friend-in-law chair is my favourite! Love this, dying laughing. xxx
ReplyDeleteI am glad you related to that one hehe xxx
DeleteThe wood/Lucite chair is a somewhat unsettling and unstable-looking combo. Robsjohn-Gibbings predicted completely clear acrylic Chippendale chairs as a ridiculous extreme in his book Goodbye Mr. Chippendale (and wonderfully realized by illustrator Mary Petty), but as usual reality exceeds fiction.
ReplyDelete--Jim
It is so try hard and so broken still!!
DeleteLove the chair that repeats anecdotes and the colour of the chair!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this post. Have loved this series. Den xx
Ps think you’d enjoy Vivid in Sydney this year (the installations in the Botanical Gardens were simply wonderful).
I will check out some photos on the net - Thanks Den xxx
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