Are You A Fashion Victim Quiz - Part 1

In this forever changing fashion fangled world where there are no demarcations of fashion seasons nor dogmatic trends, one would think that fashion victims are slowly going the way of the dodo and becoming extinct.  

But the turban is still a fashion fragile item to be handled with care otherwise you could be a fashion victim.

Want to take a quick quiz like the ones you used to do in magazines when you were a teenager?

Well you are in luck as I made a very rough one for you to take. 
 Ready?

Are you a wearing a turban for religious reasons?

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Are you wearing one for cultural reasons?

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Are you Sophia Loren playing a part in a movie?

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Or are you a Vegas showgirl pretending to be like Sophia Loren in a turban?

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Did you just get out of the shower?

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Are you an Ottoman sultan?

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Are you the girl in the famous Vermeer painting?

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Are you a ballerina in a Diaghilev Ballets Russes production?

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Are you a celebrity going incognito like Grace Kelly was when she wanted to play civilian?

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Are you trying to fade into the background because 
you vant to be alone.

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Are/were you the editor of Vogue?

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Are/were you on the cover of Vogue?

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Are you part of a cult and/or a fashion intern told that ponytails are barred within a 100 meters of Kaiser Karl?

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Is the turban you are wearing a vintage piece from one of the first collections of Yves Saint Laurent?

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Are you the incredibly beautiful,

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statuesque,

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poised,

stylish,

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head turning

The Spanish princess confused that an older woman who weighs more than her can be so stunning.
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bombshell that is the Sheikah Mozah of Qatar?

She makes Carla Bruni like KMid during her St Andrews days.
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If you answered no to at least three of these questions then commiserations...

because that means you are a fashion victim.

But you know that those quizzes in those magazines meant as much as this one did so don't you worry your pretty turbaned head over it.

PS I am making an exception for the Vintage Contessa :) 
You're just having fun!