Thursday 2 June 2016

Chair and Their Anthropomorphic Personas - Part 2

The quietly trim person who says it's their genetics and 
they are just naturally like this.

Linna Chair Via

But you're actually thinking...
Via

Guuuurl ( not necessarily confined to women by the way), 
genetics my ass.

You are chiselled, buffed, waxed, oiled, exfoliated, polished, sculpted, dehydrated then rehydrated, assembled, reconstructed, reconstituted, and tanned to the very last inch of you.

If not, you should check your thyroid.

Please excuse just the one chair but the UK is gripped in the heat of a referendum!!

12 comments:

  1. Blue Booby and Anon I accidentally deleted your comments- sorry!

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    1. Did I use too many swear words? Was I politically incorrect? I shall try and be better. Love ya.

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    2. You behaved but bloody iPhone!! I'd blame Mercury retrograde but it's over...;)

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  2. Okay I thought I left a comment or did you try and block me?! Usually I'd say the wine must have caused a lapse in memory but there was no wine when I said I hated that chair! And also that I want more more more chairs and personalities. But you're right this chair does wear white jeans

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    1. I love rustic but boho farm chic does my head in. I like this chair but dare not google the price for its rawness. Block you?! Never...but you're right this chair would so wear artisan ally ripped white skinny jeans!!

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  3. More chairs please

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  4. LOL. Yes. You've just described 90% of the women where I live. I should buy them all these chairs!

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    1. Yes - everyone keeps telling me about all the burgers they ate so they might as well get comfy on the chair right?!

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  5. Hmmmm.
    I freakin love that chair from an aesthetic point of view but gawd I would not find it comfortable to sit in.
    Good analogy for interacting with very good looking people, I feel.

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    1. For me it isn't good looking people perse - it's people who work so hard and plan diets and do everything damn thing and tell me they don't work out and eat fries. not!

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  6. Hello CSW, I recently got back to Ohio for my annual trip, and looking at the chairs around here, I can see how each reflects its original owner (and now us since these are the ones we bought or chose to keep), but no chair seems to have a strong personality-type of its own.
    --Jim

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